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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 11:16

Today, my wife had gained a ton of weight. When I married her five years ago, she was a sexy and healthy 180lbs. Now she is a 500lb land whale. I know I am supposed to love her for who she is, but I simply find her absolutely disgusting. Every time I bring up losing weight, she cries. FML
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BloodyButUnbowed 31

If she has gained over 300 pounds in five years, something's up with that. Either it's medical or she's extremely depressed. I mean, seriously, 320 pounds in 60 months is more than a pound per week. You should suggest that she see a doctor, not that she diet alone.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

You're right about loving her for who she is, but she's also very unhealthy. Instead of suggesting she lose weight alone, offer to diet with her. You might not need it yourself, but she'll be grateful of your support. And who knows, after a while, she could find the willpower to go it alone.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

You're right about loving her for who she is, but she's also very unhealthy. Instead of suggesting she lose weight alone, offer to diet with her. You might not need it yourself, but she'll be grateful of your support. And who knows, after a while, she could find the willpower to go it alone.

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Peaches1914 13

Maybe she has clinical depression Which is only temp.

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BloodyButUnbowed 31

If she has gained over 300 pounds in five years, something's up with that. Either it's medical or she's extremely depressed. I mean, seriously, 320 pounds in 60 months is more than a pound per week. You should suggest that she see a doctor, not that she diet alone.

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SamanthaThe1st 22

How about not being a body-shaming douchebag? You don't deserve to be with her

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OnReceivingEnd 17

You're right, He should be more supportive of her condition, and stay away from the kinds of subjects that would make her cry, like her weight...heart disease...high blood pressure....diabetes...hell, you won't even need to worry about that stuff for too long, either. Mourners, please omit flowers. You want to show someone you truly love them? Do everything you can to KEEP THEM AROUND.

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