Today I performed my first gig in this high school jazz group... - FML

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By Nervous bass player - 04/11/2018 08:26

Today I performed my first gig in this high school jazz group I’m in. Halfway during the song the teacher made everyone stop playing since my bass was out of tune. He then proceeded to make me tune it infront of the whole crowd. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 6 November 2018 16:22

First of all, why did it take so long for him to notice? And first of all, how did you not notice before you started to play? Don't you have to check your instruments are tuned/working before you perform?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 6 November 2018 16:22

First of all, why did it take so long for him to notice? And first of all, how did you not notice before you started to play? Don't you have to check your instruments are tuned/working before you perform?

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