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Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

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1) Were you really fired for ditching work once? I suspect you've pulled this before.
2) Why the hell didn't you just request the day off?
3) The fact that your boss' favorite employee got away with it doesn't make it right.

YDI.

#11 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:18am by Fabby

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Gotta love favoritism wherever you go. Looks like you didn't kiss enough ass, OP. Happy birthday to your daughter though! At least she has a parent willing to make sacrifices on her special day.

#2 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:07am by Luckster

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