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Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.

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Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.

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Not only am I a troll, but I'm also the interweb game warden. It is illegal to bait trolls, especially when you bait-and-switch. Cease and desist immediately, or face the consequences which will NEVER BE THE SAME!

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Thank you for warning people. However, I will probably not "have a good time" as you said, as the only times I've ever known were perfectly miserable. OP, if you care to hear what I have to say, which I know no one does, but I'll say it anyway: Sounds macabre and morose. At least your mother was trying to illustrate to you the pointlessness of mourning the demise of a temporary relationship; no matter how short or long your relationships are, you are going to end up as worm food. What better place to illustrate just how brief existence is than a funeral? I'm not bringing anybody down, am I? Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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