By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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ffmmllyaya 0

wow ninja bird, it's fast enough to poop during the little time between the flash andyhe picture taken

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EllyH 0

frame that picture! :D

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clanceyrocks11 0

that picture is def a facebook photo. win. fo sho

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korn247 5

I wanna see the pic!!! lol

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kalixzo 11

he shouldake that picture his profile pic!!! 

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cookiezR4me 0

OP - don't your people EAT birds? just asking... Asians...

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strawberryspacejam 11

43 asians as in what? Asia has countries other than china and japan

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

43, you should say Oriental people, to be more exact. :P

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theChupacabras 0

43 - I didn't know new Mexico wasnin Asia.

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theChupacabras 0

in soviet Russia u poop on bird. yyyyyeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

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Tantaran 0

not an fml. This is an epic picture moment. send the picture to national geographic.

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boogaboogaboo 0

aww, you scared the bird!

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ffmmllyaya 0

in soviet Russia bird take picture of you getting shitted

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GarryG 0

ye, like India, cuz my whole family is from thr...

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illmatic2 16

don't worry op your not the first person to get pooped on by a bird...

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RedPillSucks 31

Pendatik, shame on you for not knowing that the Chinese have this secret "manifest destiny" thing going on. While we were busy trying to protect Taiwan, they too over New Mexico. Those Chinese are crafty.

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deadboydrama 0

god I want to see that pic

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cookiezR4me 0

lol sorry 48 :P guys I'm kidding, I eat chicken all the time - if you looked at the amount of kfc I ate you'd think i'm black but on a more serious note, haven't you heard of the revolution in new Mexico by Chinese nationalists?

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pureecstasy 5

1 the best comment ever

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enternamehere77 3

pic or it didn't happen :)

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deathcab7 0

woahh your like gonna be a super photographer if you take more legit photos like that op.! haha

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marie93uso 0

#81 manifest destiny FTW :)

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ke59100 1

you put a bird on your head and you didn't see this coming??

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RedPillSucks 31

I think it would have been worse if he DID see it coming.... Gives new meaning to "getting shit-faced"

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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mona_is_here 10

take a dirty picture for mee..

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amandalovee 0

hahaha! win i like that song by taio cruz(:

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Lol I dnt think he likes you.

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christa953 12

put the picture online!!

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MrCalves 1

you thought it would be funny and it was...

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lky830 0

exactly 13... glad someone brought that up

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EvilCupcake8361 9

pics or I didn't happen!! ;D

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