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Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3688) - you deserved it (43137)

On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - work - by Sleepy (man) - United States (Florida)

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