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By Soap0015 / Thursday 16 August 2012 09:57 / United States
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Here in its natural habitat, the lifeguard would rather pass out from dehydration, than to drink from the watering hole like everyone else. Fascinating!

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The mods delete these things from time to time for various reasons. Don't question them. DON'T QUESTION THEM!

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53- What if OP was working at a one lifeguard community pool? There wouldn't be another lifeguard or medics present at the time.

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It's a swimming pool. Obviously other people were there, lifeguards or bystanders. I mean, the fact OP's still alive should give you a clue, even if you don't seem to have one in general.

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58- I didn't say I didn't know if OP made it, I don't know what you're getting at there. Also, small community pools are often empty where I live, maybe that's not normal. No need to be an ass, though.

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OP - I'd be thankful you landed in to the water, otherwise you would have been leaving with a few less teeth than what you came with. Its just as well someone saw you fall in though.

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A double post. It happens. Ancient ceremonial traditions require that the doubled post get thumbed down, and sacrificed by the mods.

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23- Hey at least the almost drowning part cancelled out the dehydrated part, he just got a little more water than he wanted

Here in its natural habitat, the lifeguard would rather pass out from dehydration, than to drink from the watering hole like everyone else. Fascinating!

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There was probably a big splash, it has to have point deductions for entry *and* execution ;)

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Aw shit. I missed the "crashed into the water part." Dammit... Move along, people. Nothing to see here.

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I have your unicorn. You can have it back after I milk all it's magic and remove its horn. Big money on the black market for these things.

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Hey uh, save that pee too. That stuff is like gold! Utterly beautiful when you put it on your nails, think of the possibities! How much you askin'?

Drink lots of water, I know how the heat is right now in California, it's a 111* where I'm at and my A/C broke 3 days ago on my delivery truck. It is freakin miserable!

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