By Sleepy - 04/07/2009 15:24 - United States
Same thing different taste
By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States
STOP!
By lamelifeguard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Morrison
By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States
By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes
By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 18:43 - United States - Springfield
By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States
By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco
By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States
Nighty night
By leogs23 - 07/03/2021 14:02
Daydream believer
By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 17:01
Top comments
Comments
haha. u fell asleep? u could have gotten fired, dude. better be careful next time
You're an ass. What if there happened to be a double DNS or a C-spine in front of you where your other co-workers can't particularly see? (Even though they should be able to scan it.)
So exactly whose life were you guarding while you slept? The only imaginable thing more incompetent to your sleeping on a lifeguard job is if your boss did NOT fire you on the spot.
You absolutely deserve it. If your life is f***ed, it's your fault.
You so totally freaking deserve it! I HOPE that you got fired for that. As a former lifeguard instructor, water safety instructor, and lifeguard/lifeguard manager, I would have fired you on the spot and ensured your certification was revoked. Your JOB is to guard people's lives. Anything could have happened when you were watching the backs of your eyelids instead of your water. It's not just about children...it's about everyone's safety in the pool, and you epically FAILED at that!!!!!
F**k YOU!!! ur lucky a kid didn't die, and ellise wasn't there, or u would be tottally f**ked
hopefully you got fired. you are there to lifeguard people and save their lives not take a nap
This is so YDI, my b.s. alarm was ringing before I even finished reading it. Anyone else?
Biggest YDI I've ever seen
Keywords
You're lucky a kid didn't drown.
YDI YDI YDI