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Today, I was leaving work when some creeper start following me. When he asked me for my name, I immediately gave him a fake one. He just laughed and said “I hope to see you soon.” He used my real name. First AND last. I was still wearing my name tag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33019) - you deserved it (20307)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:14am - work - by kandykrazed17 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Depends on his age in my opinion. If he was in his 40s, fat, only wearing an undershirt with stains on it and a pair of shorts, then yeah, fyl indeed. If he was young(like around the OP's probable age), then I'd probably would take this just as him wanting to get to know the OP.

*under assumption that the OP is in her late teens/early-mid 20s.

#9 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:11pm by KyleOkposofan

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How is he a creeper for wanting to get to know you? He probably just thought you were pretty. Gotta say you deserve it for being a close minded bitch.

#4 - On 05/23/2009 at 2:06pm by Hive_Node

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