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Today, I was leaving work when some creeper start following me. When he asked me for my name, I immediately gave him a fake one. He just laughed and said “I hope to see you soon.” He used my real name. First AND last. I was still wearing my name tag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31611) - you deserved it (19461)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:14am - work - by kandykrazed17 (woman) - United States (New York)

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