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Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37705) - you deserved it (27818)

On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

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That's basically asking for a tip. What a way to treat customers.

#1 - On 04/30/2014 at 7:00pm by NoNamesFree

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You were fishing for it but he was being a dick. I voted both.

#2 - On 04/30/2014 at 7:01pm by toxic_walrus

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