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Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML
I'll take a polyjuice potion and a blueberry muffin.
You're such a muggle. The secret menu is only visible to wizards and witches.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014