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Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19989) - you deserved it (1784)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm - work - by Rimmy Jobs (woman) - United States

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Think on the bright side you will probably get more tips today.

#1 - On 08/21/2012 at 4:16pm by PerfasarusRex

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Rimmy Jobs... what kind of work are you doing?

#5 - On 08/21/2012 at 4:18pm by spekledworf

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