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Today, a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid, so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30744) - you deserved it (3075)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:13pm - work - by srsly_what (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

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If she kept an eye on her child these situations could be avoided.

#10 - On 04/29/2011 at 2:33am by ladolcemostro

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*sigh, kids

#1 - On 04/29/2011 at 2:26am by g1clix

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