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Today, while working the register, a well dressed man around 6'3 came in and placed an order. After writing it down, I asked why he was dressed so nicely. He responded, "I'm going to court for stalking pretty girls like you." Our name tags have full names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57820) - you deserved it (3557)

On 02/22/2009 at 3:04am - work - by ineedtomove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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