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Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

#18755712
104 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 9:56am - health - by naagodinho (man) - Portugal

Today, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It seems the apartment I've just moved into has been specially insulated to trap enough heat inside for the occupants to survive the planet's next Ice Age. FML

#19678999
118 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 3:55pm - misc - by Broon (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML

#20193447
109 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 3:24am - misc - by whaleninjapoop - United States (North Carolina)

Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML

#20123973
81 comments

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On 10/19/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by marriedtoacunt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went for a job briefing, and after that was told to do some editing for them. When I asked the person whether I was paid for the day, she laughed and said no. She was serious. FML

#8606116
39 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 12:19am - work - by synn - Singapore

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

#11548771
151 comments

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On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
228 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

#3171595
375 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

#20089585
77 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 1:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
64 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

#19678004
161 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

#20056910
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18472) - you deserved it (3812)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

#621
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18470) - you deserved it (2666)

On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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