Miscellaneous: Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center...

By JRock - 22/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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By Softball - 08/07/2015 13:58 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

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By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 06:22 - United States - Lacey

Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By WasntMe - 17/07/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:25

its only center field don't feel bad.

Jamsmucus 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:17

You need to work on those skills!

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Jamsmucus 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:17

You need to work on those skills!

LiiLii_13 0

Monday 31 May 2010 23:58

howw sadd :/ ii feel for yew buddii.:(

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:25

its only center field don't feel bad.

bebe088 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:09

hey center fields important.

suckerz 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:36

you must really suck then

sensual_kidney 0

Monday 23 February 2009 0:53

You must play like garbage... Get better maybe?

dogpup4 23

Friday 11 November 2011 1:03

Yep because its really that simple.

godhelpme 0

Monday 23 February 2009 1:42

dont feel to bad. maybe he just wanted to play that girl cause she sits out alot

mad_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 2:23

oi that sucks. maybe the coach didn't know about the glasses. =]

0 3

Monday 23 February 2009 4:47

She never said she was on the team

mcinnesandrew 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 8:02

Mind=Blown :O Except for it says it's "her" softball game

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:42

Ouch.

MissMoonshine 0

Monday 23 February 2009 21:53

folks who are blind without their glasses don't forget their glasses

xohkayleigh 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:41

thats me for surre. lol same thing happened to me yesterday.

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