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Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

#19264925
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On 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by dumbfriend - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML

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71 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rattness (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front and ended up giving myself a mullet. FML

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124 comments

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

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99 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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54 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 3:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

#6612608
54 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 4:07am - intimacy - by lastalittlelonger (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

#8365042
103 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

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On 06/05/2014 at 6:23pm - misc - by charitableidiot (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

#20093138
98 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 1:38am - love - by thatonegirl.SBS. - United States (California)

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
130 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML



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