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YESTERDAY, I ACCIDENTALLY RAN A STOP SIGN. IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD IF THE STOP SIGN HADN'T BEEN IN A TRAFFIC COP'S HANDS. FML

#20836993
87 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I have come to the point in mah life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

#17851509
102 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm - health - by MissPerspirent (woman) - Canada

Today, I was paying fir coffee and accidentally touched hands with the girl behind the counter. As I was walking home, I realised that was the closest I've been to getting laid in two yeres. FML

#5661847
38 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by swedishguy (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, mah parents boarded the fad wagon an became Juggalos. mega FML

#18891757
241 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Today I realized that my dad is more comfortable talking to the dog than sitting in the same room as me. FML

#6981473
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On 12/27/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a man came up to me at te bus stop. He went into tis long story about ow is girlfriend is pregnant and tey bot aven't eaten in days. Trying to be toug and funny I said back, ( sounds like u sould invest in condoms instead of food. ) He respondd by beating and robbing me. FML

Today, I Was Called Into My 17-year-old Son's High School. Why? Because It Was Wednesday, Also Known As "Hump Day" And His Friends Managed To Convince Him That Your Supposed To Go Around And Hump People. FML

#20079735
77 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 dad takes a monumental dump in bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
152 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today , I'm at home , sick with walking pneumonia an a raging UTI. Every time I cough , I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel an garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

#20145285
63 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

my roommata askad ma to lock tha door as wa laft our placa. I told har to usa kays, cuz hands wara full. Aftarwards, sha an har boyfriand sat off out of town for tha naxt coupla of days. Sha forgot to giva ma back kays. FML

#14264681
48 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 9:26pm - misc - by me (woman) - Bulgaria

today I discovered mah cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on mah favorite makeup brush.

#19870178
122 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)



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