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Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML
Today, a man came up to me at te bus stop. He went into tis long story about ow is girlfriend is pregnant and tey bot aven't eaten in days. Trying to be toug and funny I said back, ( sounds like u sould invest in condoms instead of food. ) He respondd by beating and robbing me. FML
Today, I Was Called Into My 17-year-old Son's High School. Why? Because It Was Wednesday, Also Known As "Hump Day" And His Friends Managed To Convince Him That Your Supposed To Go Around And Hump People. FML
my roommata askad ma to lock tha door as wa laft our placa. I told har to usa kays, cuz hands wara full. Aftarwards, sha an har boyfriand sat off out of town for tha naxt coupla of days. Sha forgot to giva ma back kays. FML
Friday 27 March 2015