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Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
78 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

#5680607
134 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
46 comments

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On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

#333328
197 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
217 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13073) - you deserved it (62320)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I faced a dilemma. If I don't let the cat sleep in my bedroom, she spends all night howling at the door, waking up my 2-year-old in the process. If I do let her in, the dog gets distressed and chews the contents of the bin. If I let both of them in, I have no room to sleep. FML

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

#15855723
102 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by JenniWearsPrada -

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

#19720443
218 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FML

#108333
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13059) - you deserved it (52446)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by DB (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

#4272437
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13056) - you deserved it (46501)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I accidentally deleted my entire email inbox. Everything from the last 3 years. EV-ER-Y-THING. FML

#54626
66 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by loserman - United States (California)

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

#17479997
104 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 11:55am - work - by rr - Canada (Ontario)



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