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Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML

#17687802
59 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 11:08am - work - by HT BaaFly (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

#4206
15 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Lady of Sorrows - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
132 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

#7492319
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On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

#1220
39 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

#20064659
101 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

#801391
135 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML

#8736997
36 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by dangit (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML

#20147303
122 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

#19656239
121 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

#19910380
174 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

#20042959
132 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

#14574476
59 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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