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Wednesday 11 September 2013

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Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

#20878541
84 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML

Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked for money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

#20879472
166 comments

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
122 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

#20876882
114 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 10:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML

#20886445
95 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
124 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

#20874714
143 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

#20885188
95 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

#20874631
66 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

#20886516
88 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm - health - by GogurtBadass - United States (Washington)



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