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Saturday 9 March 2013

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Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 3:43am - misc - by PeeLeg (woman) -

Today, I went to the store for a warranty claim on my prescription glasses due to little spots that had appeared on the lenses, covering both. It took 2 seconds for the employee to determine that it was hairspray. FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by jmrz - Puerto Rico



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