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By gaggin / Wednesday 26 December 2012 19:30 / United States - Beverly Hills
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By  thepunman  |  11

Fact: you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. But it seems like you chomped yours.

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By  thepunman  |  11

Fact: you swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. But it seems like you chomped yours.

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  onorexveritas  |  23

its approximately 8 per night

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  onorexveritas  |  23

I never said I believed that shit

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  onorexveritas  |  23

however, as op has proven, its not impossible

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  onorexveritas  |  23

its just what I heard and apparently what I heard was wrong and I am not so proud to not admit it. no need to get in a pissing contest

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  onorexveritas  |  23

proving me wrong, whatever you want to call it.

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  onorexveritas  |  23

alright then, when you put it that way, yeah, I was wrong.

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  PenguinBitch  |  43

36 shut up. You are wrong. It's 8 per life time. Not that believe in it....

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  jdyo3  |  5

Actually, since spiders love dark, warm, moist places 8 is far too few an estimate. However, according to the urban legend its 8 per year

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  NatalySNA  |  21

It's actually, you eat 8 spiders in your life time!

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  SweetLuna  |  10

Right. It was funny though, reading it. But it is 8+ spiders a year, I woke up one morning with the legs in my mouth, they climb in when you sleep with your mouth open at night and before they can leave you close your mouth. It would suck if it was a really poisonous spider or just the thought of if they would lay eggs in you mouth or throat. Maybe smaller spiders go in your ears and nose, laying eggs in your head... That would suck.

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  speckledots  |  29

I used to work in a plastic shop. spiders love to make places like that their home. there are thousands. they like to nest in the material bins the presses use that make our products so a lot of times spiders are actually sucked in and made into the plastic thing your buying. though the plastic is seriously hot and the spider is vaporized it really makes you think doesn't it?

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  speckledots  |  29

Also I once had a friend when she was little that had to have beetle eggs removed from her ear canal. so it does happen. For warning. It's not just spiders.

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  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

A spider a day keeps the doctor away, right? I thought the recommended quantity was 2 with every meal. Have I been doing it all wrong? Wait am I not supposed to be living in the rainforest? Hold on, how do I have internet access from here?

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Today I had to get my ear syringed due to earwax somehow clogging my ear canal and the doctor said he has gotten 3 live beetles out of people's ears. Glad only compounded wax came out of my ear

By  ittsdann  |  6

That's unfortunate

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  iBanana  |  17

Why is it unfortunate? Unfortunate would be stepping outside of my house, a tornado touching down 17 inches away from my foot, and in the midst of it all a cat flew into my face and scratched it up. That, is unfortunate. Spider appendages in ones metal armor for teeth is just ghastly.

By  SAgirl  |  13

Poor spider?

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Fuck the spider, poor OP. Not that I have anything against spiders, I'm fine with them outside. But once they're in my house or my clothes (or in OP's case, braces) then shit has just gotten personal.

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Thread jacking, sorry. But I need to put this to rest. There is absolutely no way people could know if you swallow any bugs in your sleep. The only possible way would be to take a large group of people and put them in identical homes and watch them their ENTIRE LIVES to see how many spiders they swallow before they die. I'm almost 20, I first heard this myth when I was 6, lets drop it already.

By  n3rd43v3r  |  10

That's really um.. Disgusting. I'm not going to lie, I pictured a giant spider on you face with its tiny hat stuck in your braces

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  n3rd43v3r  |  10

18- that's an entirely different picture

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