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Tuesday 12 February 2013

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Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

#20506184
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10201) - you deserved it (38797)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

#20504494
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (50222)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8482) - you deserved it (22955)

On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

#20512812
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7579) - you deserved it (48479)

On 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm - misc - by hhhhhhhpeterwut - United States (Maryland)



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