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Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 June 2013 20:07 / United States
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  evan_7899  |  28

this made laugh so hard...

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

You sure it was the trainer? Your parrot might be an incarnation of Jack the Ripper. Just watch your back. Don't want to wake up to a butcher knife and "BWARRR! Polly gonna get away with murder!"

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