FML : Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister...

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Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 17 June 2013 20:07 / United States

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By TheDrifter | 23

#5539725 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:11

That is just awesome. Don't tell people before they stay over, trust me, it'll be great.

By wootwootimahoot | 10

#5539727 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:11

The sitter should have taught it to say "Help! I'm trapped in a parrot's body!"

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By FMLbutYDI | 17

#5539718 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:10

Watch your back.

klaralynn | 17

#5539971 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 03:39

The number of YDI 's at this moment is 911. I agree. Watch your back, keep your phone near by.

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5540007 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 04:21

Probably should buy a new bird...

edris_305 | 21

#5540219 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 08:02

Dont feed it at midnight or let it go near water :-p

By Akay4 | 14

#5539721 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:10

In the end everybody does.

rg350dx | 29

#5539748 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:14

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

evan_7899 | 28

#5539789 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:39

this made laugh so hard...

MisterEx | 26

#5539873 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 02:06

^ then you must be easily entertained. It's a gift. Embrace it.

By TheDrifter | 23

#5539725 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:11

That is just awesome. Don't tell people before they stay over, trust me, it'll be great.

herpaderpaherp | 17

#5540206 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 07:54

That would scare the shit out of me

By wootwootimahoot | 10

#5539727 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:11

The sitter should have taught it to say "Help! I'm trapped in a parrot's body!"

LeonnJ | 13

#5539868 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 02:00

That would be AWESOME

dancinwookie | 21

#5539912 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 02:40

Maybe he was yelling, "You're gonna die!" at the bird in frustration? They are noisy lil b@$tards!

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#5539730 - Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:12

You sure it was the trainer? Your parrot might be an incarnation of Jack the Ripper. Just watch your back. Don't want to wake up to a butcher knife and "BWARRR! Polly gonna get away with murder!"