Tuesday 5 February 2013 
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Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States
Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML
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On 02/12/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by bblubblerfisch (woman) - Austria (Wien)
Today, I got married on Skyrim. To an elf. While in real life, my love life is floundering like a half-dead carp in the surf on a hot day. So much so in fact that I actually draw a measure of comfort from being married to an elf. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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On 02/10/2013 at 8:51pm - animals - by akasoor - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML
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On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)
Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my kitten made it snow inside my house using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
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On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by dab1230 (woman) - United States (New York)
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