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Thursday 27 December 2012

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Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small twigs and branches. The cause? Last night, I threw a sparkling firecracker up very high, only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind. It's going to take $2,000 to fix the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (46853)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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