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Wednesday 19 December 2012

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Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up thinking my house was on fire because I could hear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was the fireplace channel I left on last night so I could wake up to a Christmas ambiance. FML


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On 12/25/2012 at 9:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML


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On 12/19/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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