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March 2013

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Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8075) - you deserved it (83432)

On 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by nohablaespanol - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the store for a warranty claim on my prescription glasses due to little spots that had appeared on the lenses, covering both. It took 2 seconds for the employee to determine that it was hairspray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6975) - you deserved it (38703)

On 03/07/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by jmrz - Puerto Rico



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