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January 2013

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Today, I saw Les Misérables . I was singing along to one of the songs when looool the guy next to me dumpd his soda over my head and told me to shut up . FML

#20447311
252 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

today I found a ring box in the pocket of mah boyfriend's pantshile doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me an said, ( Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right? ) mega FML

#20446658
205 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

TADAY THE ABANDOND CAT THAT I TOOK IN FOR THE NIGHT AND DURING BAD WEATHER SEEMS TO HAVE SPREAD FLEAS AROUND MY HOUSE . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE . MEGA FML

#20452665
56 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, during dinner, mah mum asked y I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was cuz mah girlfriend had cheated on me!! At some point during mah venting, I asked y this stuff always seems to happen to me!! My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." real FML

#20442962
85 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 9:04pm - misc - by moronforadad (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average . Feeling good about myself I decided to bake some cookies . After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven I realized I forgot to turn the oven on . big fat FML

#20475894
116 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by steven - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend. After he left mah place, I realized he took mah Sonicare toothbrush cuz looool he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it.

#20450824
86 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 9:37pm - love - by niki (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

#20471580
95 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today,hile at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convincd I'm an idiot. FML

#20446711
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On 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by EffUrEll - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending wheel and flattening tre . After changing it and having to explain myself to furiou boss, I went back on that road in other car to take a picture of the pothole . While looking 4 it, I hit it again . FML

#20487332
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On 01/31/2013 at 6:34am - money - by Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace (man) - United States (California)

Today , a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

#20465228
80 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah 8-year-old Sister Matter-of-factly Said That She's Going To Get Married Before Me If I Don't Stop Wearing Track Pants. FML

#20462592
120 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm - misc - by Kendra_Nine (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to mah relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and mah new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

#20460941
116 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 3:53pm - love - by George - United States (Washington)

Today... I was walking towards a partyere I knew ma ceating ex would be. I passionately reeresed ow I would ave a go at im big timeen I met im. Guesso was walking rigt beind me an eard it all. FML

#20465975
72 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 7:55am - love - by Shuttie (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)



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