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By Anonymous - / Friday 7 December 2012 21:28 / United States
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Whoa, badass girlfriend! Dealing justice one bitch-whipping at a time! Better not piss her off, OP, your balls would get kicked so hard they'd turn into diamonds. But hey, congrats on having a loyal girlfriend!

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I'm guessing your girlfriend won the battle considering the way he said it, "beat the hell out of her"... so at least your girlfriend knows it wasn't you who was doing the groping.

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I can't even remember someone saying "tripping balls"... Ah, memories! You should try something else OP, I have heard clubbing gets boring after a while.

Whoa, badass girlfriend! Dealing justice one bitch-whipping at a time! Better not piss her off, OP, your balls would get kicked so hard they'd turn into diamonds. But hey, congrats on having a loyal girlfriend!

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16- fun fact: diamonds can be made from peanut butter, as it is carbon-based, and diamonds can be made from anything carbon-based. There's this giant machine that squishes whatever they put in the middle. (no lie, google manmade diamonds)

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#12_Perhaps OP's girlfriend should beat the hell out of YOU for your hideous meth mouth spelling and grammar.....

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23- I'm sorry but I fail to see that many glaring grammatical errors in 12's comment to warrant your nasty comment. Typos happen. Simmer down you grammar nazi wannabe!

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I thought this FML was going to end up with the GF breaking up with him because she thought he was cheating.

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44-maybe not. If they're tripping, they may not feel any pain and be harder to beat up or knock down. I guess it depends

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Girl that sounds like a loyal person who doesn't jump to "He's cheating on me!" And fight to keep him?. Oh... Wait a second... I see it now! OP DO NOT MARRY HER!

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I would tell my daughter a guy who is quick to fight when a problem arises is not a good match either. Just jumping to a fight could lead to her or you being arrested.probably could have been handled better. Just telling op to watch out for the violent acts of his great girlfriend.

I can't blame your girlfriend, I'd probably do the same thing if some chick was groping my husband. Even if she wasn't a meth head, she'd be sorry REAL quick.

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9- A woman who hands out an ass whipping.....I'm in love! ;D *Tease!!!* Actually, the fact my wife can stand up for herself and has zero tolerance for stupid bullshit is one of the many reasons I fell for her. :) I just don't know if I should feel challenged by the fact she's broken more noses than I have! ;P

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Well that escalated quickly. Couldn't help it, had to do it. Thumb it down now. But I bet this is the same girlfriend who kicked ass in paintball. She is one badass chick.

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