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November 2012

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Today, I ran across te street due to a line of cars waiting fir me to cross. Just as I reaced te oter side, my iPone slipped out of my and an fell into te road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after te oter. FML

#20181219
120 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I have a final for mah precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realizd that I'd forgotten mah calculator. FML

#20172402
112 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, after finally falling asleep, mah boyfriend woke me up an got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, an I'm lying in bed wide awake. mega FML

#20158574
130 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my wisdom teet removed!! My grlfriend ad agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called er, saying I was done!! Se told me se'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy"!! FML

#20156617
102 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada

Today, mah mother-in-law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't knowhat's worse, her constant complaining and slob lyk tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML

#20154544
70 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)

Today mah cat peed on mah bra !! I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work 4 mah 12-hour shift !! Now I'm trying to wash mah bra out in the sink an stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture !! Only 10 more hours to go an the smell of cat pee is still lingering !! FML

#20185014
179 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 3:33am - work - by onlyslightly (woman) - United States

Today... To Help Me Get Over My Crippling Social Anxiety... My Therapist Encouraged Me To Sing In Front Of A Crowd... Since I Actually Have A Fine Singing Voice. I Ended Up Fainting Onstage... Mid-song. FML

#20146765
65 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 2:28am - misc - by Chuffy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was renovating the house, and grlfriend askd, ( Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff? ) Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzld look. She continud by saying, ( Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks. ) mega FML

#20158312
164 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

Today, I Overhered Mah Mom Talking On The Phone With Mah Sister About How Much They Hate Mah Fiancé. My Wedding Is In Two Weeks And Mah Family Has Been Pretending To Like Mah Future Husband 4 Three Yeres. Mega FML

#20148569
82 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Spotted A Girl I Have A Crush On While Grocery Shopping. Before I Could Go Over An Say Hi, I Noticed Her Walk Over An Stroke A Few Kitchen Knives Through Plastic Wrapping. Then I Spotted Her In The Dog Food Section Sniffing Rawhide Bones With Her Eyes Closed, Looking Very Happy. FML

#20165046
142 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I decided to delete mah Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of mah life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without mah family taking offence. fat FML

#20145432
79 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
86 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I gave a big presentation at work , hoping to impres my boss an angle for a promotion . I was already nervous , but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces , causing me to repeatedly break into laughter . My boss accusd me of being high , an suspendd me on the spot . FML

#20144868
69 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 8:23pm - work - by YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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