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Today, my mom tells my sister that she is worried about her because she has a headache and feels like she might be getting a slight cold. I have had the flu for two weeks and have a 103 degree fever. I ask, "What about me?" Her response? "Stay away from your sister." FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 8:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML
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On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States
Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 5:31pm - work - by Rae (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I participated in the school play. My family came to see me in the production. All was going well when my dad came up to me and said, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." Thanks dad for not recognizing your own daughter. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 10:45pm - kids - by Stevieebabyy - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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