Saturday 5 January 2013 
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Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML
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Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 5:42am - work - by georgiamarshall_ - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:19pm - love - by fuck you, mum (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by christmaswillneverend - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convinced I'm an idiot. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by EffUrEll - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States
Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML
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On 01/03/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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On 01/04/2013 at 1:12am - love - by Tiffosaur - United States
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 2:57pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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