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May 2013

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Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

#20694663
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On 05/30/2013 at 1:37am - love - by I'm a joke? -

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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78 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML

#20642213
73 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 12:28am - work - by rent-a-cop (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

#20643761
46 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

#20646861
70 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML

#20672345
84 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:30am - misc - by dafuqdidisee (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I were planning to move to a cheaper apartment which my mother agreed to rent us. She was very supportive and excited that we'd be closer, and it was great until she gave us a list of books, movies, games, etc. that we can't bring because they're "demonic". FML

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
130 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML

#20669510
66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML

#20689927
127 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

#20690062
110 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

#20681164
80 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

#20683635
45 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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