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March 2013

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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

#20543135
49 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 4:52am - money - by ScrewedForCheapBag - United States (California)

Taday I was on a bumpy bus ride an had to write a note so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly looool woman then yelled at me accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off an I had to wait an hour in the rain fir the next bus. FML

#20561950
77 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by 00sasori - Canada (British Columbia)

2DAY I RETURND FROM A 5-DAY CRUISE 4 SENIOR SPRING BREAK, FILLD WITH GORGEOU SORORITY GRLS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. I WAS SEASICK THE WHOLE TIME. FML

#20553243
53 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:59am - misc - by captainlame (man) - United States

Today... I Was At A Goodbye Dinner Wit Friends Before I Move Back To America. A Friend Called To Cry Over Relationsip Problems Se Refuses To Fix. Wile I Was Outside Trying To Politely Get Off Te Pone... My Friends Ate And Drank Everyting I'd Ordered And Closed Te Bill. FML

#20559208
88 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by sorryyouweregone - Japan (Tokyo)

2day due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he ( gets it figured out ). FML

#20528844
96 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant , though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking,hich kickd in with horrifying consequenceshen someone burst in an startd vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

#20546113
50 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

TODAY, I BOARDED MA FIRST AIRPLANE FLIGT. TE GIRL ON MA RIGT IS SICK, AND TE GUY ON MA LEFT SAYS E GETS EXTREMELY NAUSEOU ON FLIGTS. MY EARPONE CAN'T BLOCK OUT TE PANTING AND RETCING ON EITER SIDE OF ME. MEGA FML

TADAY I FOUND OUT THAT THE MONEY THAT MY WIFE CLAIMS WENT INTO REPARING HER CAR ENGINE ACTUALLY IS GOING TOWARDS HELPING HER PAY FOR A DIVORCE. REAL FML

#20564887
82 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 1:37am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing there toilets, an my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floor to the building, with twenty units on each. FML

#20550859
51 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by thirddegreeburned - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

#20552543
52 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 6:08pm - kids - by tspence - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I TOOK A WEEK OFF WORK BECAUSE MAH FATHER PASSD AWAY. I WAS AT THE FUNERAL HOME MAKING ARRANGEMENTSHEN I OVERHERED THE OWNERS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEIR INSURANCE AGENT HAD LEFT THEM TO FEND 4 THEMSELVES. I'M THEIR INSURANCE AGENT. FML

#20531557
49 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 10:38pm - work - by KathleenSchuler - United States

Today , I went 4 mah daily post-op doctor's appointment , where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout mah apartment , due to mah washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

#20562286
55 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by Soggy Sophia - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

2day in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies an bookshich feature charactersho are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, an it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition 4 this. FML

#20535215
72 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by seriously wtf (woman) - United States (Florida)



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