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well. obviously you're not that great of a lifeguard if you couldn't save yourself. I have no pity for you. ydi :P oh & btw, fail times 3

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actually lifeguards are supposed to save other people... how can he save himself if he needs cpr or something. if he hit his head or hurt himself its understandable but if he just couldn't swim then he needs a new job or lessons.

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why the he'll are you a lifegaurd if u can't swim your going to get someone killed bcz u can't swim go get a job at mcdonalds asshole

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It's funny because lifegaurds are too experienced to almost drown @whooper stop stealing my job as substitute legonut

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why the he'll are you a lifegaurd if u can't swim your going to get someone killed bcz u can't swim go get a job at mcdonalds asshole *hell *you *period or semicolon after "swim" *you're *because *you *period or semicolon after "swim" again *McDonald's (followed by a comma) Why the fuck are you using the internet if you aren't even fully literate? You're going to cause massive headaches because you can't write. Go back to school and pay attention du

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fail times 4? yes. oh, by the way OP, the fact that you are a life guard trumps the fact that you nearly drowned by a full fail-length.

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#91, one doesn't need to be able to swim to guard people against lice. All it really involves is a special shampoo and maybe a special comb; you don't even have to shave peoples' heads anymore!

This guy doesn't know how to write an FML. "I din't know which is worse" totally doesn't fit here.

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It doesn't fit because it means that he hates being a lifeguard, completely seperately from nearly drowning. Instead of the whole last sentence, a simple "I'm a lifeguard" would have worked better.

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the better question is, how did he even get the JOB if he couldn't swim. I think every1 is assuming he can't swim but u can simply start panicking or sumthin and start drowning. I think op CAN swim

wow I would feel sorry if someone was drowning while u were on lookout.. kid drowning:help. you:jumps into water starts to drown. kid:pathetic much?

I really think you're being too hard on yourself, OP. You tripped and fell into a pool and probably panicked. Accidentally going into any body of water and deliberately jumping into it to save someone are two entirely different things. Anyone could lose their heads in a situation like this.

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