Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by keyless (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)
Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by orangechicken (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 4:25am - intimacy - by kdehshaden (woman) - United States
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 1:38pm - animals - by really mom (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)
Today, I played a game with my boyfriend. The point of the game is to write down everything you like about someone. I put down at least ten things for him. He had one thing down for me: my boobs. FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Were do we go... - United States
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)
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