By Anonymous - / Friday 1 January 2016 11:37 / Australia
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  Mauskau  |  35

When my mum was younger, she was lying down on the grass and put her head on an ants nest. She's now terrified of ants after having the colony climbing through her hair.


Today, I ate a wonderful meal, after which I fell asleep on my couch and had a dream that my husband was passionately kissing me. I woke up to realize it was actually my cat licking bits of food out of my teeth. FML

By laureri / Friday 13 March 2015 21:45 / United States - Princeton Junction
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