Love: Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video...

By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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You deserved it 3 764

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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You deserved it 127

Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 262

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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You deserved it 4 468

By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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You deserved it 6 933

By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 244

You deserved it 1 915

By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 640

By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 9 520

Run for the hills

By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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You deserved it 147

TeacherTeacher 11

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:14

That is the best Freudian slip ever.

Cynical_1 26

Monday 31 July 2017 0:31

Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?

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Leeono 26

Thursday 13 July 2017 15:19

Falcon PUNCH!

hyflux 13

Sunday 30 July 2017 20:43

Karma guiding your hand perhaps?

TeacherTeacher 11

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:14

That is the best Freudian slip ever.

Charlie Coffman 14

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:21

best "accident" ever

OlRed 28

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:41

Revenge is sweet isn't it :) If only it wasn't an accident huh

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:55

SMACK! Pay attention to me, babe, damn it!

ffc Squall 14

Sunday 30 July 2017 22:22

Sounds like he deserved it.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 3 March 2022 2:25

Why did he deserve it? because he wasn't giving her constant attention?

RoseCrystal 17

Sunday 30 July 2017 23:02

"Missed"

Cynical_1 26

Monday 31 July 2017 0:31

Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?

desibae7 3

Monday 31 July 2017 1:17

He deserved it for not paying attention to you lol

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