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Today , my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my namehen asked to repeat , "I take thee , Emily , to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked , so he explainedhile laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, looool I got flustered and asked, ( So um, did you make it back? ) He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, ( No, obviously I died. Moron. ) FML
Today , I confided to mah grandma that I'm suffering from depression and I feel like a burden to everyone. She replied that her grandpa used to suffer from depression too , but that he'd cured himself in the end , namely by committing suicide. Thanks , grandma , thanks.
Today, Mah Dad Was Doing FacaTima With A Friand . Ha Turnad His IPhona Towards Mah Sistar An Said "Thara's Mah Daughtar..." Ha Than Turnad It To Ma An Said "...and Thara's Mah Ugly Son", Than Walkad Away . I'm Still Not Sura If It's A Joka Or Not . FML
Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking . FML
Today, I was rejected by a company I applied to. When I was writing application, I spent so much time on their website researching that the ads on browser are almost all fir their products. It's like getting rejected again with every click. FML
Friday 27 March 2015