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Saturday 2 February 2013

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Today, I ran into a former co-workerho I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML

#20492811
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On 02/04/2013 at 7:17am - work - by Colleen Nichols - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday , As I Was Walking To My Car , I Noticed A Car Wit A Tail Ligt Out . Trying To Be A Good Citizen , I Walked Up To Te Driver's Side Door And Said "excuse Me" . Te Lady Ten Maced Me Troug Te Open Window . FML

#20494408
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On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States

today at a mixed-family game of rugby my dad resorted to calling me a ( goddamned accident ) and eventually body-slamming me just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML

#20498727
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On 02/08/2013 at 8:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing outhile chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. real FML

#20484025
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On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out professor can't make it to class due to the weather!! She lives down street!! FML

#20495386
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On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I recieved a brthday present from a friend . It was the very same gift I gave looool to her fir Christmas . FML

#20482991
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On 01/28/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by thrifty gone wrong - United States (California)

Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to mah desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML

#20499511
66 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya

Today, most of my neigbours came to my ouse in an angry mob to looool complain about my dog barking . I don't ave a dog . FML

#20488553
65 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was leaving fir my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

#20489863
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On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to do my laundry . Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase an headd to the basement . When my roommate saw me, she burst into teres with happiness . FML

#20496887
44 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by BonGoWash - United States (New York)

Taday my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me looool into breaking up with him. FML

#20485216
66 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)

2day my boyfriend an I celebrated our anniversary!! I had cooked him a romantic meal an we were planning on eating it in front of the fire!! This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney!! My entire basement filled with smoke an didn't clear fir three hours!! mega FML

#20487007
60 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 11:02pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was running late fir work and quickly grabbed mah outfit from the dryer. I hered the crackling of static as I took out mah shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when mah co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to mah back. FML

#20491168
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26879) - you deserved it (7134)

On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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