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Today, my mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoes and water. In a cup. FML

By I'maboutobarf / Thursday 31 January 2013 10:28 / Australia
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  brink0war  |  3

No they don't. Where did you get that from?

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  PenguinBitch  |  43

Probably barf colors. Dark mushy brown with a tint of yellow with gray smeared across like a gloomy afternoon and blobs of orange chunks scattered throughout the cup like frighten rats.

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

This is the future people, get used to it! First it will be liquid food, then food in pill form, and soon enough we'll just plug into the recharge station and go! Can't wait 'til people finally go wireless and fuelless, life will be so much easier.

By  pradip  |  25

Was the water frothy? I'm sure she used the blender on water too.

By  kingsian  |  15

People are starving, don't waste food.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

Wait, how is blending food wasting it? In fact, how can we know that as a liquid, it's not more easily comestible and therefore lends itself to less wastage?

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  kingsian  |  15

#33 I was saying if she didn't eat it, it would be a waste. I was just being an asshole by saying she's wasting food people are starving . I wouldn't ate it either.

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  capslockisgood  |  19

No one said she didn't eat it and even if she did eat it, how would that help the starving people? If she doesn't eat her food at least they have a chance of finding it.

By  perdix  |  29

What? No dessert? The dumb bitch should have thrown some chocolate cake in there! By-passing chewing makes dining faster and more efficient. Now, when she comes home with an enema kit, you may want to run and never go back!

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  kingsian  |  15

Why her/his mom got to be a "dumb bitch"? That's someone mother give a little respect

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  perdix  |  29

#17, because we used to do "blender meal" in college as a joke because it was so disgusting and idiotic. Anyone who does it for real has to be a moron.

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  Abantiquo  |  7

I'll be washing Perdix' mouth out with soap for that language and then he can go to his room and think about what he's done. (After all those sleepless nights... Ingratitude.../mutter/)

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