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Saturday 12 January 2013

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Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (2440)

On 01/09/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by EsotericBrent (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (1424)

On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19851) - you deserved it (2518)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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