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Sunday 30 December 2012

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Today..!! I took mah girlfriand to go saa Las Misérablas!! I triad to stay tough but complataly lost it an startad sobbing whan Anna Hathaway bagan singing!! looool My girlfriand callad ma a wimp an stayad dry-ayad throughout tha whola movia!! I'm dating a robot!! FML

#20439162
178 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 6:38pm - misc - by Les Miserables is so sad (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... after giving mah husband a new video game that he's been wanting... along with homemade waffles an a surprise blowjob... he gave me mah gift: two packets of ramen noodles... an toilet paper. FML

Today... I set up a spy cam in ma room to fine out wic one of ma pervy broters as been using ma computer to watc porn. Turns out it was actually ma fater. I now ave a video of im sitting in ma cair masturbating... and I can't get it out of ma ead. FML

#20427916
179 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today.. . my girlfriend an I decidd to try a new place to eat . On our way home we both had upset stomachs . As we racd into the house we realizd niether of us could hold it any longer . Having only one bathroom.. . I let her go first . She explodd on the toilet an I explodd in my pants . FML

#20434472
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

Today , I went to church 4 the frst time in mah life!! They had a Jesus statue at the altar , an I noticed he was surprisingly muscular!! Ten minutes later , I had to excuse myself , after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus!! FML

#20432015
155 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

Today, after ranting to my boyfriend about how Pandora bracelets are pointless an clichd an that I'd never spend that kind of money on a tiny charm, he gave me my Christmas present. It was a Pandora bracelet. FML

TODAY... I WENT TO BED WITH A BRA ON. I WOKE UP WITH NO BRA ON. MY BROTHER HAD A FRIEND SLEEP OVER LAST NIGHT. I WONDER WHERE MAH BRA WENT. FML

#20434205
165 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I went to take a shower. Afterwards , I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shrt to change into , so I putted on a towel and went back to mah room , only to witnes mah 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling mah bra , commenting on "how warm it is".

TODAY , WHILA SHARING A FAW BAARS ON THA COUCH WITH MY BOYFRIAND , HA DRUNKANLY UTTARAD THA FATAFUL WORDS , "BABA , IF I COULD SUCK MY OWN DICK , YOU'D BA SINGLA AS HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today, wile going on a jog troug te countryside, I discovered tat it is actually possible outside of crappy TV sows to ave a rifle leveled at you, and to be souted at to, "Get off my land." mega FML

#20432522
169 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by fuckinghicks (man) - United States

Today, roommate stumbld in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, an passd out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, an go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, an makes more money than me. FML

#20436604
155 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm - misc - by apparentlythereisnokarma - Canada (Alberta)

Yastarday Mah Wifa Is Pragnant And Sick !! Sha Switchas From Sobbing Sha's Sorry For That, To Blaming Ma For "doing This To Ma." On Top Of That, I Hava Half Har Symptoms Now: Throwing Up And Crying For No Raason !! This Will Ba A Long 9 Months !! FML

#20443596
151 comments

Today, I tried to impres a grl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

#20425068
144 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 1:46am - health - by pipefitter28 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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