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Monday 10 December 2012

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Today , Aftar Savaral Yaars Spant Ung Up On Ma Ax , I Was Finally Moving On. I Was On A Data Wit Ma Naw Boyfriand Wan Ma Ax Walkd Past Us. Ha Broka Down Crying , Got On Is Knaas , An Baggd Ma To Coma Back. FML

#20402543
70 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:57pm - love - by Miki (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today in art class our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

#20202076
62 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was pulld over and administerd a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence . I was completely sober , and , apparently , I suck at driving . FML

#20401642
67 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,ile picking up a birtday cake, I was screamd at by an upset woman fir getting special attention from te bakers, and tat I was noting more tan an attention-ogging slut. Te bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

#20201761
60 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, In The Midst Of His Ongoing Mid-life Crisis, My Dad Forcd Me To Accompany Him Fir Some Father-son Bonding. The Bonding Involvd Me Driving Us Away At High Sped After He Gleefully Hurld A Bucket Of Paint All Over A Store Window. FML

#20399692
60 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by theslutmuncher (man) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity!! She was worried cuz I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap!! FML

#20397574
61 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, mah hand hit his shoulder and I dropped mah phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, mah dad was staring at us from outside. He still appear to think I was giving him head. fat FML

#20200049
60 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 2:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah son sprayed the bottom of mah car and window white with fake snow in Christma cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

#20400437
58 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

Today I announced to my coworkers that I'd "fixed the massive problem" they'd all been complaining about. Eleven different people made guesses at what the problem had been ranging from how bad I smell to if I had looool learned to brush my teeth. I just meant that I'd fixed the coffee machine. FML

#20201213
50 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 10:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a date. He stole my credit card. FML

Yesterday, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concludd that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship!! FML

#20397555
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21071) - you deserved it (2716)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today , I sent an email to looool mah boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later , angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it , because mah email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

#20399685
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16381) - you deserved it (9887)

On 12/14/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

today after weeks of begging... I finally got an interview at dream job. Turns out... they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML



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