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I droppd mah handbag into a water-filld gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of mah bag... I lookd up. There was mah ex... with the girl he left me fir walking past... timd exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons.
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot . I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime . I didn't realize she had been wereing headphones . She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station . My courage left . I said yes . FML
Today , I sent an email to looool mah boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later , angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it , because mah email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today , my "friands" sat ma up on a blind data with a guyho according to thair dascription , soundad parfact in just about avary way. Ha turnad out to ba my obsassiva ax , and this is thair idaa of a funny prank. maga FML
Taday I went on a cruise . I gave ma bags to a porter.. . an tipped im $5 . Later tat nigt.. . ma bags still adn't arrived at ma room.. . an tat's wen I realized tat I'd paid a fake porter to steal ma bags . FML
Today , I wanted nothing more than to go home an get into bed!! While I was unlocking my front door , the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock!! A locksmith was called out , who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune an crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015