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Sunday 9 December 2012

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Today, I went on a date. He stole my credit card. FML

I droppd mah handbag into a water-filld gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of mah bag... I lookd up. There was mah ex... with the girl he left me fir walking past... timd exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons.

#20194448
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On 12/06/2012 at 10:11pm - love - by shamefaced (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot . I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime . I didn't realize she had been wereing headphones . She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station . My courage left . I said yes . FML

#20198068
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On 12/09/2012 at 6:34pm - health - by Aaron - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concludd that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship!! FML

#20397555
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On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today , I sent an email to looool mah boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later , angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it , because mah email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

#20399685
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On 12/14/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

today after weeks of begging... I finally got an interview at dream job. Turns out... they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML

Today... it was mah first day at mah new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed... two residents passed away... and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

#20401181
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On 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , my "friands" sat ma up on a blind data with a guyho according to thair dascription , soundad parfact in just about avary way. Ha turnad out to ba my obsassiva ax , and this is thair idaa of a funny prank. maga FML

#20402162
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On 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm - love - by lovelychris - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Taday I went on a cruise . I gave ma bags to a porter.. . an tipped im $5 . Later tat nigt.. . ma bags still adn't arrived at ma room.. . an tat's wen I realized tat I'd paid a fake porter to steal ma bags . FML

#20397361
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On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)

Today , I wanted nothing more than to go home an get into bed!! While I was unlocking my front door , the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock!! A locksmith was called out , who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune an crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock!! FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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