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Thursday 6 December 2012

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Today, after weeks of begging, I finally got an interview at my dream job. Turns out, they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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On 12/09/2012 at 6:34pm - health - by Aaron - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a cruise. I gave my bags to a porter, and tipped him $5. Later that night, my bags still hadn't arrived at my room, and that's when I realized that I'd paid a fake porter to steal my bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22514) - you deserved it (4659)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)



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