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Thursday 6 December 2012

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Today, after weeks of begging, I finally got an interview at my dream job. Turns out, they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14081) - you deserved it (1053)

On 12/11/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by karachii - United States

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Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15898) - you deserved it (1900)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I went on a cruise. I gave my bags to a porter, and tipped him $5. Later that night, my bags still hadn't arrived at my room, and that's when I realized that I'd paid a fake porter to steal my bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16776) - you deserved it (3135)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)



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