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Monday 5 November 2012

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

#20153942
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On 11/07/2012 at 6:48pm - misc - by derve - United States

Today, I paid a locksmith $100 after I locked myself out of my apartment. All he did was hit it, and it flung open. It wasn't locked, it'd just got stuck. FML

#20153207
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On 11/07/2012 at 10:00am - money - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML

#20151103
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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

#20150050
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On 11/06/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by Unappreciated Grandchild - United States (Maryland)



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