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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

By me. / Saturday 1 December 2012 14:54 / United States
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By  ciumegu  |  6

Your boyfriends a dumbass

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  Zedd_fml  |  8

OP, this won't be as bad of a FML, if you end up having kids with him, that will.

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  shellz102  |  12

It's actually not a bad idea, no one has ever tried it before so it might work. I don't know, it's a possibility.

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  RadikulRam  |  16

"no one has ever tried it before" Normally when a moron says this, I encourage them, but encouraging you in this case, may lead to more of you. It WILL NOT work, unless she can shove a tampon that far up, and it is not guaranteed to soak up every last sperm cell regardless. By the way, Semen and Sperm are different.

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  mashimarox  |  12

Either he is a dumbass or he was just joking.. i really hope he was joking LOOL

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  Hiphuray4peas  |  27

Seriously?!? Clearly you don't know, because NO that would not work. You might as well be recommending douching with cola. Which, might I add since you might now know, also does not work.

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  Awes0meperson  |  10

91, it takes more than 1 sperm cell to fertilize an egg…

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  deltoramastr  |  12

#102 actually #100 is correct as the wall protecting the egg has to be broken by other sperm cells. While it may take just 1 to actually fertilize the egg it takes many to break down the protective barrier for that one to do its job

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  silverhelms  |  5

Pullin it out helps too just FYI

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IF they do have children, that is... Lol

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  Muffinzz11  |  7

Common sense was all I needed to pass high school no studying required

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  Clioo_fml  |  17

69- People with your immature arrogance really bother me.

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  Pwib  |  14

Technically speaking, pregnancy prevention isn't actually common sense, whereas getting out of the way of an oncoming truck is.

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  nogood9  |  4

36- If you lack the common sense to attend classes then you would most likely fsil in college. So, yes, you do need common sense to graduate college.

By  micheledella  |  1

Pretty smart actually

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  shyeahh_fml  |  19

That's what I was thinking. I don't think it's a bad idea...

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  NagainaFier  |  16

52) it's called a joke.

By  mario2012  |  18

Quick, someone help me find an MIB agent so they can send me to a planet with intelligent on it.

By  Osito2011  |  6

You should take a morning after pill, then wait a few weeks and tell him your pregnant to see his reaction. Also op, your boyfriend knew it broke from the beginning that it broke. You can feel the difference when it brakes and sometimes hear it brake.

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  cgchamp89  |  7

31, you mean breaks, not break.

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  pink_raindrops  |  26

Yes #7, trick him into thinking you're pregnant just to judge his reaction, what a terrific idea. What would that even accomplish? If a woman ever does this to a man, I hope the guy would leave her right away for being crazy and manipulative.

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  philbelfrage  |  13

I knew a girl who's boyfriend was moving away, and she tried telling him she was pregnant. He quit talking to her, and then she asked him to get her pregnant. He ended up moving ahead of schedule. Then again this was in 8th grade so this doesn't really hold any relevance to this FML.

By  bestnameright  |  14

Teach him the truth and CONDOM it from ever happening again! (I know condemn is spelled differently) The way he said that is hilarious by the way.

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