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March 2013

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Today, I decided to turn my life around an start exercising more !! I didn't even make it out te door before I tripped an fractured my ankle !! FML

#20550992
69 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today fiancée and I showed mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said "Looks lyk a good place to commit suicide." FML

#20543312
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On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today, in an attempt to break up with mah boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

#20548471
63 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm - love - by just physical - Canada (Ontario)

looool Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
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On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend. She said yes, an I excitedly calld my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heretedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic tohat she'd found in her turd earlier. mega FML

#20534623
66 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I took my daughter on her frst visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. big fat FML

#20540639
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On 03/12/2013 at 10:05am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today I finally got the courage to tell the grl I like how I really feel about her due in no small part to how flrty she's been towards me lately . Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make mah best friend ( jealous ) . He's gay . FML

#20553905
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On 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today I spent te wole nigt and day painting a portrait of ma grlfriend!! Being proud of it, I sent it to er oping se would appreciate it!! I spent ours working on tat picture only fir er to reply wit, "Tat's not me, is it?" real FML

#20565101
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On 03/29/2013 at 7:12am - love - by artist (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I Texted My Boyfriend A Cute Picture That I Drew 4 Him, With A Little Note Saying "love You." He Replied By Sending Me A Picture Of A Nose Hair He'd Plucked, Along With The Caption, "longest One Yet." FML

#20526473
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Taday I told my mom tat I eard someting, an I tink we ave rats in te attic an sould ire an exterminator. Se looked at me an said, ( Rats, u? Tat's wat te mom in Te Exorcist tougt, but it turned out to be te devil living up tere. ) big fat FML

#20528775
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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, I finally came out to mah family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realizd I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. real FML

#20557644
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On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, mah 20-yaar-old cama whining to ma, asking why his job intarviaws kaap going so poorly . I had to dalicataly axplain that tha ( PIMP SLAP ) tattoo ha had puttad on his right hand racantly may hava somathing to do with it . FML

#20533491
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On 03/06/2013 at 1:04pm - kids - by ProudMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today , I went 4 mah daily post-op doctor's appointment , where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout mah apartment , due to mah washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

#20562286
55 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by Soggy Sophia - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)



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